It started rather innocently, seeing a post from a Facebook friend who had inadvertently changed her Facebook language to Czech, and the the comment from another friend of hers encouraging her to try English (Pirate). Say no more!
I have now been facebooking in Pirate for several days, mateys, and it's starting to infiltrate the rest of my life. It shivers me timbers to see the number of wenches and scurvy dogs who will not sign on for the ride, and fail to laugh at my piratical rantings. Aarrr!
I hope to be cured of this affliction within the week, but in the meantime I have to be getting to my pi-ra-tes session (I be hearin' the groaning from here!).