Oh, but what's this below the status? That fascinating feature that is becoming omnipresent on the internet: "translate this". You will need to understand first that my Facebook is set to French (Canada), but the translation still leaves me without a grasp of the bulk of the message:
Pendant ce temps, hier j'ai arkadaslara de tesekkür barinaga. Sogukta o birakmadiniz nous seul. Vôtre.
Ah, my mystery man, what sweet nothing have you uttered to me?